What would you do if you could fire your family?
Really, I mean give your two week notice and then go apply for a new family. Wouldn't that be cool?
I have a brother that doesn't talk to me, a step-sister that I barely know, an alcoholic Dad with a co-dependent step-mom and a mother that won't STOP talking to me.
The only one I would keep is my daughter, because there is still hope for her...
Maybe I should put them all in a room and lock the door. That way nobody else is exposed to them...
I like my family.
ReplyDeleteMy extended family... not so much.
And my future Mother in law... speaks very little english.
I have it made. :)
My immediate family is nice and normal. I have members of my extended family I would like to fire. Or potentially take to a remote field where they might find themselves the victim of an "accident." But I'll keep my immediate family.
ReplyDeleteJust think of the "immediate family" you're about to gain! And in a month, you can go back to not dealing with the rest of your family. Tick Tock, soon to be Mrs!
ReplyDeleteJulianna - just because she doesn't speak much English doesn't mean she isn't saying anything about you. LOL!
ReplyDeleteMaxwell - Don't run with scissors or advise anyone else to do so either. Your post here will put you on the FBI radar
Steph - Yes, it is ticking and rather loudly. LOL!